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its_theclimbHannah was hanging onto the body by a thread, and she knew that if she didn't do something huge soon, her other personality -- lame, pathetic Miley -- would resurface. Her very dominance relied on doing things Miley would never do. Bad things. Things her daddy wouldn't approve of.
CURSE YOU, ROBBY RAY AND YOUR HORRIBLE RULES.
So tonight Hannah, in her long, pristine blonde wig, was to be found at Fandom's very own massive concert arena, where tickets were being scalped byNPC minions to see her in concert. What they didn't know was that this show... would be life-altering.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
[[So open. And OCD'd!]]
CURSE YOU, ROBBY RAY AND YOUR HORRIBLE RULES.
So tonight Hannah, in her long, pristine blonde wig, was to be found at Fandom's very own massive concert arena, where tickets were being scalped by
MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
[[So open. And OCD'd!]]
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Arrive
Date: 2011-09-11 10:38 pm (UTC)Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-11 11:09 pm (UTC)There was a pole. And she just had to give the girl in front of her some tips for how to use it. She could do this, right?
"Okay," she said, more loudly. "You need to get a running start, jump onto the pole, and then swing around, wrapping your legs around it. It's called the Cyrus Slide, after that trampy little daughter of the Achey-Breaky guy or whatever."
HER BROWSING HISTORY WOULD NEVER RECOVER.
Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-11 11:14 pm (UTC)Oh, Hannah.
Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-11 11:32 pm (UTC)Protip: she didn't.
Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-11 11:34 pm (UTC)"I'm sixteen," she pointed out. "So, I guess the first one. Which one is that?"
Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-12 12:43 am (UTC)Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-12 12:46 am (UTC)Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-12 01:38 am (UTC)"All right," Cindy said, going to demonstrate the Cyrus Slide. She ran for the pole, grasping it and whirling around, her legs splayed.
"Like that. Can you try it?"
NEVER AGAIN. EVER.
Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-12 03:00 am (UTC)"I wanna go back to doing Disney," she sobbed.
Re: Arrive
Date: 2011-09-12 04:20 am (UTC)Watch the Show
Date: 2011-09-11 10:40 pm (UTC)Gasp!
Re: Watch the Show
Date: 2011-09-12 12:01 am (UTC)Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-11 10:40 pm (UTC)Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:02 am (UTC)Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:05 am (UTC)Which was the objective here.
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:07 am (UTC)Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)"I have had it with Miley!" she proclaimed. "She's lame and pathetic and she can't walk in heels. From now on... I'm in control."
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:11 am (UTC)"*Perfect*, babushka-breath, I am so happy! We vill get you on Access Hollywood, yes? TMZ? MAXIM!"
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:12 am (UTC)Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:14 am (UTC)Hey, why was she going to argue with the crazy person?
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:16 am (UTC)Well, one of those was true. It depended on who you asked.
"Yes! And I'll pose naked," Hannah decided. "We need... Annie Liebowitz! She'll do me justice!"
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:18 am (UTC)"Of course, dahlink," Kenzi soothed. "And! You must be seen with stupid boyband! You are dating it! Them. Yes!"
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:20 am (UTC)Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:24 am (UTC)Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:26 am (UTC)"SEE?"
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:29 am (UTC)"Yes, sveetheart, very nice B-cups," she soothed Hannah. "But to be on the edge, there must be tattoos. Piercings. Brands! You are adooooorable," she said, patting Hannah's cheeks, and shaking her head. "But I don't see it."
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:31 am (UTC)Her eyes went pop-starlet wide, and she leaned in. "Will you help me... Godmother?"
It was the accent.
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:33 am (UTC)Yeah, that was someone's cue. "... for a price, dahlink. Naturalink."
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:36 am (UTC)NPCwoman came over with a rolling cart of assorted clothing, then threw a clip-on nose ring in Hannah's direction. "Go nuts," she said dryly."No! This won't work!" Hannah screeched, stomping her foot. "I need a real one, bitch!"
Then she looked eagerly at Kenzi to see if the foul language had been noted.
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:41 am (UTC)Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:44 am (UTC)And then, topless, she pumped her arms in the air and raced offscreen.
Re: Afterwards
Date: 2011-09-12 12:45 am (UTC)Then sauntered after her, humming something like Bolero.
OOC
Date: 2011-09-11 10:41 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2011-09-12 12:15 am (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2011-09-12 12:17 am (UTC)Heh. My two sexaphobes are so slutty this weekend, omgggg. And Kenzi is so... commanding. Mmm.
Re: OOC
Date: 2011-09-12 12:24 am (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2011-09-12 12:27 am (UTC)