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A very loud, empassioned argument was being had in room 311 as frantic music played. And this argument, naturally, involved a wig being tossed on and off between speakers.

"I can't believe you want to take this away from me!" Hannah-Miley accused. In addition to having blonder hair, she was better-dressed than Miley, despite switching on a split-second's notice.

"I don't!" Miley-Miley shot back, taking the wig off and frowning determinedly. "All I said was that my life would be easier if I didn't have you to worry about!"

Hannah-Miley threw the wig back on, shimmering in a radiant ballgown that had suddenly appeared. "So you want to tell the world, is that it? Get yourself checked into a facility? Your every move scrutinized by doctors and nurses?"

Miley-Miley began to cry. One tear at a time, of course. "All I want is to be free," she whispered. She was in So Much Pain!

Now Hannah-Miley decided enough was enough. "Fine," she hissed. "Then until you can come to your senses, I'm in control." She put the wig on with a smug smile. "Later, Miley."

And with that, she took Miley's collage of photos off of the wall and began to cut them up, all the while playing her last few hits at maximum volume on her iPod speakers. While Miley wailed inside, of course.

[[I'm... I'm really not sure. Open.]]

Date: 2011-09-11 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
Dave was out of coffee again. He had plans to get more, but the key point here was that it was early, he had a pounding headache, and now somebody was being very, very loud.

"Keep it down in there!" he called out from the hallway.

Date: 2011-09-11 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
"This is my latest hit single!" Hannah shouted back. She tried to turn it up, but sadly, maximum volume meant maximum volume. So to convey her point, she simply yelled, "No!"

Date: 2011-09-11 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"But there's no coffee! Don't you understand what you're doing to people?" Dave whined.

Date: 2011-09-11 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
"I'm enlightening them to the joy of music!" Hannah exclaimed. "Listen to the way my voice rises and falls!"

Date: 2011-09-11 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"I don't want to! I just want to go back to sleep!" Dave said.

Date: 2011-09-11 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
Hannah huffed. Clearly this boy needed additional work.

So she switched the track to The Climb, knowing that its powerful message and simple beauty would convince him that she was right.

"Don't you see what my music does to people?" she shouted. "It spreads inspiration!"
Edited Date: 2011-09-11 12:46 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-11 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"Well, it's certainly inspiring me to plead with you to turn it down!" Dave agreed.

Date: 2011-09-11 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
Hannah was stunned. She had never met anyone who didn't love her music before.

She checked her appearance in the mirror (perfect as always) before slipping into the hall to find Dave. Sweetly, and fully expecting her radiant exterior to do the work her music hadn't, she asked, "Would you come in here for a second?"

Date: 2011-09-11 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"This better not be a trick to make me listen to really loud music," Dave said. He stepped into the room in a manner that could be interpreted as cautiously, but was really just slowly due to it being too early to be without caffeine.

Date: 2011-09-11 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
Hannah took a seat on the bed, twirling some of her shiny, shiny blonde hair and assuming a pose that could only be interpreted as flirtatious. "Wanna sit?" she offered, patting the space next to her.

FEAR HER, DAVE. FEAR HER AND HER WILY WAYS.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"...Okay?" Dave said, actually cautiously this time. Girls didn't usually invite him to sit on their beds with them. It would have confused his brain even if his brain was working at full power.

He did sit a little farther away than Hannah was indicating, though, out of fear, yes.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
"I wrote this song during the hardest time of my life," Hannah whispered huskily. Or as huskily as Miley Cyrus' voice could really get. Maybe she was dubbed. "I tried to make it sum up the journey toward self-discovery and true, spiritual success."

And her hand was moving! Hi, Dave's leg.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"Uh huh," Dave said, staring at the hand on his leg. "You, uh... You don't have any coffee, do you? I could really use some coffee."

Date: 2011-09-11 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
"I have triple-platinum records," Hannah offered, leaning in more. "Could you use some of..."

She paused. Her lips were close to his neck now, and she whispered in his ear, "Those?"

Date: 2011-09-11 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"I don't think I can really drink those," Dave said, leaning away a little out of sheer terror.

On the plus side, the adrenaline and panic caused by Hannah being that close were making him very alert even without coffee!

Date: 2011-09-11 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
"No," Hannah agreed. "You can't. But you can -- "

Suddenly the wig was flung off and Miley leapt away.

"Oh, thank the Lord!" she exclaimed, crossing herself. "Why, Hannah, why?"

The wig was back on. "To hurt you," Hannah hissed. "Hurt you through HIM!"

"Noooo!" Miley cried, but Hannah had control again.

She flopped back on the bed, asking sweetly, "You were saying?"

Date: 2011-09-11 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
Dave watched that exchange completely confused. After she sat back down, Dave just stared at her for a moment. Then he asked, "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"

And then, almost as an afterthought, "And what do you mean, hurting someone through me?"

Date: 2011-09-11 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
It was a valid concern, Dave. The wig rendered Hannah Totally Unrecognizable from her normal self! That exchange had to have been very puzzling.

"Oh, that was nothing," she assured him. "I just like to do little acting exercises once in a while. You're just so haaaaandsome, so you were a part of it this time."

That was logical.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
"What's that?" Dave asked, standing up and stepping away from the bed in one quick motion. "Oh, I think I hear my roommate calling, I should really go help him out with whatever it is he needs help with."

Considering his current profession, if he were calling out your name, it wouldn't be something to run toward, Dave.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
Hannah frowned. She had never had to ask a boy to stay before.

"Okay," she said sadly. "'Bye!"

Just then, the song faded out. It was replaced by a Sad Saxophone. Sad, Sad Saxophone.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
And that's when Dave's kindly Midwestern values got him in trouble. "Oh, don't be sad. I... My roommate can probably take care of himself for a little bit. I can stay a little longer."

He probably could have gotten away if not for the sad saxophone.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
"Really? You mean it?" Hannah was thrilled! She was so thrilled, in fact, that she moved to try to kiss Dave smack on the lips.

Really, no one knew why.

Date: 2011-09-11 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
Dave suspected that he'd been tricked into kissing a crazy girl, but it was weird how that thought didn't get him to move out of the way or keep him from kissing her right back.

He was pretty sure he'd feel bad about it later. Or much sooner if she ended up stabbing him while he was distracted. He'd feel really bad if that happened.

Date: 2011-09-11 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
Fortunately, Hannah wasn't that kind of crazy. Was she? The writers hadn't decided yet. But so far it looked like a no.

Still, she was crazy enough to kiss him hard and try to shift into his lap.

Date: 2011-09-11 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
Dave was more confused than ever now. He really expected to be told that he was terrible at this and that he should apologize and leave. But instead, she seemed to be taking it farther.

He really didn't know what to do with his hands. They just kind of flailed for a little bit, then one ended up on her shoulder while the other was continuing to flail somewhere off to the side.

Date: 2011-09-11 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
Oh, Hannah was liking the way this was going. Until she got into it, and she shifted slightly, meaning that the hand that had just been on his shoulder was now on her hair!

The wig had never been particularly stable to begin with, having just been tossed on, and now it was falling off. Which meant that Miley was affixed to Dave's lips for a moment before pulling away and bursting into tears.

"Get out! Get out get out get out!" she screamed.

...Sorry, Dave.

Date: 2011-09-11 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
At least it was a first kiss he'd remember. Not fondly.

Dave stepped back toward the door after making sure the wig wasn't caught on his hand or anything. "Are you sure? Because..." She was crazy, Dave. CRAAAZY. "You're right, I should probably go."

He turned around and reached for the door knob, hoping he could get out before she either started throwing things at him or calmed down and started trying to kiss him again.

Date: 2011-09-11 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com
Miley was just going to let him go as she collapsed on the bed, sobbing. OH, HER HEART. HER ACHY, BREAKY HEART.

And the viewers were led to wonder just why, exactly, all of that had just happened.

Date: 2011-09-11 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com
Dave almost stopped to try to comfort Miley, but instead decided to just flee. FLEE INTO THE HALLWAY AS FAST AS HE COULD.

He was really going to need some damn coffee once all the adrenaline and messed up emotions from this faded.

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